I was groped by a less-than-three year-old this afternoon. And he had a mohawk and pierced ear.
No, REALLY.
I was on the train and he decided that he liked the look of me, and so he just...attached himself to my leg. And his mother just looked at me and said "don't worry, he just thinks he knows everyone."
Even though he was the one who groped MY genitals, I feel very guilty.
People who pierce their kids' ears and sculpt their hair into mohawks need to be quarantined from society. No wonder the kid has issues.
Posted by: Jacob | 30 May 2008 at 18:21